even if im not horny im still pretty horny
when girls posts a photo and their friend compliments them and they are just like “aw its all you babe x”
Apparently when you are in a job interview and the interviewer asks you to choose one word that best describes yourself, the correct answer is not “Fergalicious.”
*sitting at home on tumblr*
"Ugh I can’t study—I should go to the library.
*goes to the library and looks at tumblr on phone*
do me for the vine